Mopling

A mopling is an overweight sex offender who can't work. They are usually fat, have a mop on their head, usually black in color.

Hey Bob, wanna smoke a joint? Sure, but how will we do it without the Moplings knowing?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Mopling

A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.

"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "

"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."

by J409 September 17, 2025

Mopar Martians

Noun: a slur targeted at people that like Dodge; a more unique slur for black individuals other than the N-word, similar to but not limited to Jiggaboo, Moon Cricket, and Porch Pirate.

Damn Mopar Martians are causing a ruckus with the takeovers down town.

by SnowBunnyAfterHours November 26, 2025

Mopeep

Mopeep is a another way of saying "Pass the pipe" usually said while smoking anything that can go into a pipe.

Hey pssst Bro Mopeep. Hurry before the others get back.

by Slacken December 17, 2025

raw mops

Dutch for 'pickled herring' in a jar

"Do you have any raw mops?" said the customer in the Seafood Department

by radioman33 September 21, 2009

the moped

The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum

guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.

by boobsarenice October 17, 2009

slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube

oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)

by mrthinkalot December 29, 2010