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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
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there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
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oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft
You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Minecraft wiki

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025
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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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Minecraft Civilization

A type of vides, normally one hour long, that are completely brainrot with some of them being parodies while other being more unironic.

The premise of the video is something like this:
A character starts as a noob in X civilization.
there are leather, iron, gold and diamond levels of X civilization and gold level abuses their power and harasses leather level noobs. The main character who is leather noob must defeat them and change X civilization once and for all.
Hello guys, I am in Minecraft Parkour Civilization!

The Cliche Introduction:
Hi, I am from Minecraft X Civilization. But... I am a total noob! And we noobs have it very tough in Minecraft Civilization. The Iron and Golden X bully us everyday and force us to mine dirt with wooden pickaxe. However, I want to collect enough dirt coins to buy a ticket to the Arena which can change my life, then if I win the arena I might even rank up to Iron Level and eventually change Minecraft Civilization!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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minecraft

Hey, wanna playing that mother fuckin... Its on the tip of my toung... that fuckin 3D terraria, OH YEA MINECRAFT
by FDLiqu November 9, 2025
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