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Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024
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Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them
You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny
by Slabi December 2, 2021
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johnny tinkleberry the 38th

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls
by 123gogogo1212 February 27, 2024
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