Jesse

Colorblind and likes gambling and drugs and is so kind and not stereotypical at all

“Hey Jesse” I say. “Kill yourself gayboy”

by NotJesse_69420 April 12, 2025

jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jess Conte

shes a great rode model to follow

blessed with great christian qualities

will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo

Jess Conte might be a lot smarter than you think

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.

"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."

by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023