A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
by Azclake February 12, 2020
Get the Jason Fordmug. A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
Get the Jason Massaramug. Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
Get the Jason Reidmug. by nbhg October 24, 2023
Get the jason and masonmug. Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. 
•He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute
voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.
In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
•He has sexy and at the same time cute
voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.
In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
Jason!
by Angel_06 January 10, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.