January 13

The worst day to be yourself all negativity is put toward you and people dislike you for no reason.

January 13 WOW this day again

by January 13 January 13, 2020

January 24

National kiss your crush day people who are born on this date are gorgeous ✨

You:hey I really like you

Crush:aww I like you too

You: Have you born on January 24

Crush: yea why?
You:because you are gorgeous

by Netflix account December 5, 2020

January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

January 7

National send your partner a video of you fingering yourself day. Send your significant other a video of you fingering yourself.

"Wow, January 7th. You know what that means."
*shoves all 10 fingers into vagina*

by pooperguy16 January 6, 2022

January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.

Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.

by Erob921 January 24, 2022