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January's Fat Ass 

1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.
1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!

Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.
January's Fat Ass by Mellion February 18, 2005

January 11

On January 11 wish Avi a Happy Birthday!!!!
January 11 by Burn It October 17, 2019

January 7th 

The day everyone does a famous TikTok dance at school.

On January 7th, everyone must think of or find a famous TikTok dance and dance to it at school.

Remember to remind yourself and your friends!
person 1: *at school* Hey! Guess what today is!
Person 2: January 7th?
Person 1: It’s do a TikTok dance at school day!
Person 2: ohh!! Yea let’s do it!

*everyone dances to a famous dance from TikTok*
January 7th by BtScRaCkHeAd December 7, 2019

January 6 Pardon 

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.
Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?
January 6 Pardon by MathPlus July 9, 2021

January 18th 

A day when every one can say "Your mom GEEEE." Without people thinking your being mean.
Oh it's January 18thHey (example name) Your mom GEEEEE!
January 18th by Your mom geee October 18, 2019

January 17 

you're the ugliest kid ever :) & you're also a big slut
January 17 by lovelylolliepop October 30, 2019