Jacob

A bowling ball who sits on the toilet for many hours

Jacob Loves sitting on the toilet and call it his second home

Jacob by Ghostface152 November 24, 2025

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

Jacob by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025

Jacob

A 33 year old virgin who loves gilfs

I better hurry before Jacob goes to work

Jacob by Jacobslover69 November 29, 2025

Jacob

The most down to earth real person you’ll ever meet. You’ll think everyone is jaded until you meet him. He holds his values close to his heart and is unwavering. All he wants is to be loved and to share a life with someone he loves just as much. He is wholesome, sensitive, ADHD, and has his special/manic moments sometimes hahaha but he is also everything and more and I love his sexy ass

Jacobs are the best

Jacob by Putalittleloveinurheart November 30, 2025

Jacob

He is the sweetest, most caring man. I had a crush on him before I even met him but once I met him, his heart came through even more than his handsome face.
He is extreeeeemely intelligent and basically a walking encyclopedia.
But what stands out the most about him is how kind he is. He loves to tend to his plants, and deeply cares about everyone around him. He truly wants to see people thrive.
Jacob is the reason I've learned to love again , and I will forever cherish that, he has healed my heart.

Hey, you know Jacob? He is such a saint!

Jacob by camiii1 December 10, 2025

Jacob

Also known as Cameron, Rick, and James, Jacob is a kid who is a founding member of NHM and larps genuinely fucking everything from his name, to getting an Xbox, and to talking to foids.

Lukas: Yo
Jacob: I FUCKED 67 GIRLS TODAY AND MY SCHOOL GOT SHOT UP BOI

Jacob by UltimateAryan December 16, 2025

Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

Jacob by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026