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Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025