J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.

driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'

by Cowboy Jim August 5, 2008

J-Bieb

A cute, hip shortening of Justin Bieber's name.

Did you see J-Bieb's new movie?

by TeresaPatron March 2, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011

j lo

Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.

I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?

by boner September 7, 2003

J-rock

Japanese rock music that isn't that bad once you get used to it.

J-rock bands include L'Arc~En~Ciel and Dir en Grey.

by scientificprogessgoesboink August 9, 2003

The j-nip

(Noun) - a common sexual practice among east coast high school students, in which the female gently sucks on the male's nipples whilst pleasuring him with her hands. In the case of amputees, elbow nubs may be used to replace hands.

Damn son, those girls just gave Jamie the J-nip.

by Angelfox42069 May 19, 2006