by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011
Get the Poop Spit mug.The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.
Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain
by TheSwayze August 25, 2011
Get the Free Pooping mug.Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
Get the poop crusties mug.by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007
Get the poop in a bag mug.by Topher the great October 21, 2007
Get the poop on a stick mug.When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.
Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.
by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010
Get the Poop of No Return mug.the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
by TeeKaih November 6, 2009
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