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Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.
I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.
by The Lar November 21, 2019
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happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...
Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night
by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019
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Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.
The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.
by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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Happy Cat

The term used for a vagina that has just received a good time.
"How was that dick, Happy Cat?"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017
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