Transit hands

When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"

Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
by Delightfullydumb October 06, 2015
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Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.
by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017
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Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
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the Hand of Yeti

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
by Ae5Ea8 July 05, 2016
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 02, 2014
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Muks' hand

This is when someone's hand gets hit away " slapped for 6" whilst trying to make a move on a female and wrap his hand around her waist!
You see what had happened to dat guy by TGI...HE GET THE MUKS' HAND!!!
by Cyrock February 02, 2010
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Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.
Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic
by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009
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