Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3

"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "

by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012

Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.

He is still texting us? what a goon.

by Kremvhis May 31, 2018

Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

by femmenyn April 17, 2024

Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.

"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"

by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon April 1, 2023

Goon

Someone who makes moves, and rips.

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019