Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

Fools Gold

Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown, I won't back down, don't need you to tell me what's going down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
These boots weren't made for walking
The marquis de sade never made no boots like these
Gold's just around the corner
Breakdown's coming up round the bend
Sometimes you have to try to get along dear

I know the truth and I know what you're thinking
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fools Gold

by Death Menace February 11, 2023

Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.

Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter

by mithoples March 7, 2018

golding

v. Bringing it hard to achieve victory.

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The Canadian hockey ladies are totally golding in the Beijing Olympics!

by gnostic3 February 21, 2022

golds

The best fucking place in the world. Where an old Indian gentleman will canoodle your balls and gently massage your nipples. An ample selection of vapes and a great atmosphere for the youth

Hey! Let’s go to golds. I’ve always wanted me some Indian man while sucking on my glow stick. Chad; Yah bro, lets go get some Shmoke.

by Garkle July 18, 2020

Gold Saucer

A place where some fictional dudes gamble to play games.

Dude 1: Bro did you see Cloud playing those games at Gold Saucer?

Dude 2: Wtf are u talking about.

by 183Boomer November 25, 2021

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"

by Akrysta November 21, 2022