Fail

The lack of win in any one situation.

jpmetz runs into a sliding glass door.
rchrgrl11391: Two tickets for the S.S. Failboat! We're setting sail!

by Lilting May 29, 2009

fail desu

Something you say when someone has done terribly at something.

Random Person 1: Do you even remember my birthday?
Random Person 2: Uhmm.... February 9th?
Random Person 1: FAAILL DESU!!!
Other Random Person: You fail desu.

by ducksarecool January 8, 2008

MEGA FAIL

Da_BuzZ, also known as dbGb`

When some one tries to pwn some one on IRC but doesnt. b0b and olli pwn dafuzz hes such a MEGA FAIL

by b0bberts June 23, 2008

fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

Failcrab

During a well populated match of Zombie Attack on Garry's Mod, someone who tries to get past a human barricade while playing as one of the headcrab classes, yet fails and just gets in the way. Usually seen in packs of 5 or more.

Man, get the hell out of the way you failcrabs!

by Prizzin secks January 13, 2009

Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.

Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...

by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009