It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
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The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
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Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
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