COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.

Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!

by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020

The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.

The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.

by Corvuskind August 16, 2020

Covid

This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}

Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life

Me : umm I'm not mad

by Thatgirliepop January 31, 2023

Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.

"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."

by Fast Phily October 7, 2020

Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.

On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.

by Covido December 20, 2020

COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

by NotSean123 August 3, 2020