Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter

Pussy/vegina you can lick you can eat

1.I love my girls cooter it taste wonderful
2.its a cooter looks good
3. Cooter cooter cooter umm

by Doodoo face December 12, 2017

Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018

Cooter

A really scary pedophile who looks like an egg. He typically stays in his house and screws the hole in his wall. PLEASE avoid cooter or you will be raped.

Oh no, I just passed Cooter's house!

by GeeBear May 23, 2018

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass

rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper

by coots baby May 16, 2018

Cooter

A cooter is warm, soft and often wet place of a female's lady bits and desired by many men who want to cuddle with it.

That girl's cooter was so warm and snuggly, I didn't want the moment to end!

by TheBigBlind May 16, 2018