chair

something you use to rest your butt

i love sitting in chairs

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Chair

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss

Would u chair my friend?

by 456gal March 17, 2019

Chairanoia

Fear that the chair you are sitting on is going to crumble under the weight of your fat ass.

The cheap plastic lawn furniture gave him chairanoia so he opted to stand. Just because you're chairanoid, doesn't mean your chair isn't going to break.

by Benjin5 June 23, 2019

chara

This word is used to point stuff that it's lame or not cool at all. Normally Is used by los vagos.

Look at that car viejita it's so "chara".

by Friche July 5, 2019

ChairSlapGagFire

The ChairSlapGagFire is the act of walking into your pals classroom while the teacher of the class is giving a lesson, you then run over to the friend and push him out of the chair, now you pick up the chair and force the leg of the chair down the friends throat. After this is should be wounded and left weak, you now grab a lighter and throw it at the friend, now that the friend has been burned grab the nearest fire extinguisher and smack your friend as hard as you can with the fire extinguisher.

Mom: how did you get that burn mark
Me: oh Johnny just ChairSlapGagFire me in school

by BunnyFromSchool April 4, 2019

Chaircasm

Sarcasm but when used from a chair, it lies hidden with the other many forms of sarcasm

p1; "Why are you being so sarcastic?"
p2; "Bro I'm on a chair, I'm being Chaircastic."
p1; "Chaircastic?"
p2; "Chaircasm, sarcasm on a chair!"

by Anti-bin chicken society July 22, 2019