Definitions by Benjin5

Chairanoia 

Fear that the chair you are sitting on is going to crumble under the weight of your fat ass.

The cheap plastic lawn furniture gave him chairanoia so he opted to stand. Just because you're chairanoid, doesn't mean your chair isn't going to break.

Chairanoia by Benjin5 June 23, 2019

Benjin

Super awesome and good

After going to the gym every morning for a month, he really started to look benjin.
These cheetos are benjin

Benjin by Benjin5 June 14, 2019