The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010
Get the A Crap for Thatmug. by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
Get the Crap noodlesmug. noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
Get the Crap Doodlemug. A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
Get the Crapmug. Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.
by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015
Get the Crap Doormug. by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021
Get the Crapmug. 
Get the crapmug.