Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

Cotton Candy Candidate by MOPNB May 12, 2008

Penny candy 

Candy that can be bought for 1 cent. Usualy found at corner stores and is becoming less and less available.

Johnny: I have one dollar.
Susie: What will you spend it on?
Johnny: 100 pieces of Penny Candy.

Penny candy by Justin November 1, 2003

Candyland 

A pill pushing mental institute.

Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.

Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn

Candyland by Anurean July 6, 2010

brain candy 

Mental stimulation from a challenging job, interesting people, and mindbending situations.

Example: "I needed some brain candy, so I left my dead-end job for work in rocket science."

Example: "That brain surgeon dude I met last week is really intelligent. Mmmmmm ... brain candy!"

brain candy by LindaBee January 12, 2008

candy pie 

When a girls pussy got some stanky smell.

"You cookin tacos?"
"No?"
"DAYUMM GIRL, yo candy pie STANK."

candy pie by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009

Candy hole

Pussy,cunt ,twat ect.

She's got a good candy hole.

Candy hole by The Fury 13 October 26, 2010

Candy Apple 

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!

Candy Apple by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012