cock badge

Someone who steals the glory and credit for someone else's hard work. Also any cop that you see parked in a lot talking to another cop then you drive by an hour later and they are still sitting there. Can also be used interchangeably with douchebag.

Mike: Those cops are still sitting there talking? we saw them over two hours ago on the way to the store.
Hunt: What a cock badge.

by that one other guy with a afro January 17, 2011

Lad Badge

When a Badger is with by the female of its species and changes from its usual self into a Lad.

dude, there's a lady. Dont go all Lad Badge on me

by Cameron Hunter July 2, 2011

no badges

When you are not known for doing something. So your are hit, predominately in the forehead, and someone yells "NO BADGES"

"No Badges!"

by cumrealstickyah February 4, 2018

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

Badger Biscuit

The conjieled and subsequently dried crumbs leftover from the act of giving an ethnic minority bird a badger.

Hey leona/meesha, i think you need to get in the shower, you're covered in badger biscuits, and you aint puttin them anywhere near my cup of tea!

by VV&V&sons January 1, 2007

Bude

To be awfully rude and crude.

give me back my pork-dinner, quit being bude

by Adolf Chan May 16, 2011