When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
by RLRuk May 10, 2025

by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers
2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.
2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.
by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

by CyrenSays December 25, 2020

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits
by Hedgefund34 June 17, 2016

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

by DarkMitress77 July 21, 2022
