brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.

Brendan Beaver Boner is very cute.

by DaddyRice April 19, 2018

naked beaver

A short naked man with beard

Damn that s naked beavers

by RichPinkSeason April 25, 2017

Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

Beaver

Ryan brougham

Beavers likes to build dams

by Fortniteiscol September 9, 2019

beaver backfire

a queef so forceful that it scratches your ass crack

Did you hear that beaver backfire that Stacy let out earlier? It sounded like a chainsaw!

by Generous Tree April 30, 2025

Beaver Thiever

Someone who steals the pussy all the time.

“My man is such a beaver thiever! Always just snatching it up.”

by MrsTrdCutter March 3, 2025

queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012