alleycatting

alleycatting,

Is a popular term for a type of urban car-less dogging, traditionally found in northern towns. Outdoor public sex in the alleys between back to back houses, while being observed by voyeurs and for the titilation of curtain twitchers..

Alleycatters is the name for the people who partake in this fetish

I drank six pints and then went out and did some alleycatting, last night..

by maleyprops April 11, 2013

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Alleydicking

A "quickie" by definition. Although it's a special term used by hookers and their clients.

Dude1: "man, I need sex."

Dude2: "there's a cockeyed hooker in the alley behind my house. Why don't you give her a good ol' alleydicking?"

Dude1: "rad! Don't worry, I'll be back in time to finish our game of Chess"

by Dekrepit90 July 3, 2014

alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015

allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015