No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024
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Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
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Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024
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by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021
Get the an S-perm Hairstyle mug.The An's Empite, also the An's Kingdom, Empire of An or Kingdom of An, is another name for the Anunnaki Empire, also Anunnaki Kingdom, the An's Empire is characterized by being ruled by the Anunnaki, more specifically by the god Anu, or An, as its king and emperor, the capital of An's Empire is the An's Heaven, more specifically in the An's City where the An's Palace is located which is where Anu, the Anunnaki gods and their children live. Although there is not much archaeological evidence for the existence of the An's Empire or the An's Heaven, both are considered to be fundamental parts within Anunnakism and Zuism and are worshiped within both religions and spiritualities.
"An's Empire is the Anunnaki version of the Kingdom of God, if we can say so, but we could understand the abrahamic god being actually Anu himself, as several anunnakists and zuists actually do, that's the why there are several similarities between An's Empire and Kingdom of God, mainly when it's about its location and politics."
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