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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
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by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
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Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.
We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza
by Stegner February 2, 2024
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The Bloody Richard

The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard
by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022
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Bloody T-Rex

Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood
My boyfriend gave me attitude so I gave him a Bloody T-Rex.
by Xanthern August 7, 2018
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