orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 02, 2009

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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

by Unfamous3000 March 26, 2010

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Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 21, 2019

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