HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results

Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.

by shallacked September 16, 2012

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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010

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A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

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blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.

I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.

by jenoduh May 7, 2009

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rainblow job

The word Disney uses for "blowjob."

Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.

CANCELED

Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.

ACCEPTABLE

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019

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