Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

shit has hit the fan

When chaos arrives; when something pops off; If you can't take anymore

Lady1: I caught him cheating.
Lady 2: I'm sorry to hear.
Lady 1: I see the side chick now.
Lady 2: Oh Shits about to hit the fan.

Shit has hit the fan; Life just got real!

by Cutie kay December 21, 2016

Fuck your Shit up

To mess up someone's stuff. Either physically or figuratively.

Stop bragging about your new car before I fuck your shit up.

by InternetAdult April 22, 2018

fart of the shit fart of the poo

A version of the quote “Part of the ship part of the crew” commonly used on the “forbidden app”

You may see a comment on the “forbidden app” that simply says “fart of the shit fart of the poo”

by A Kasrkin November 14, 2020

have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

by Lee.w October 31, 2017

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter

Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.

Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017