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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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The Family Man

A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.
The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
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mans

someones boyfriend, usually used by a hot Cheeto or fake hood girl
can also be used referring to one of the homies
girlfriend: don't be messing with my mans.

Homie: Free my mans he ain't do nothing.
by El_Huevo420 April 3, 2020
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Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021
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Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard
Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.
by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022
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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023
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Uni Man

A person who decides who gets into unis based on their drag queen abilities
“Omg Tom you have to rewrite your personal statement to impress the Uni Man

with your drag experience
by holldogyeah October 15, 2019
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