Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

Suck Fuck Goose

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

Wicked Stupid Fuck

A person so clueless or stupid that they will somehow screw up the ultimate Free Lunch or Million Dollar deal.

1st Guy: Hey did ya hear that they offered him the Executive Vice President position but he turned it down to be the Mail Room Runner.
2nd Guy: No I hadn't. WOW! What a wicked stupid fuck he is.

by LJ Jr. October 24, 2016

camel fuck fest

A very nice Saudia Arabian orgy.

This situation is so fucked up. It's about as good as a camel fuck fest out here....

by sgmpornstarr October 24, 2015

australian cattle fuck

The act of being put on your hands and knees (doggy style) with a cow bell tightly strapped to your neck with a thick leather belt and then having 5 or more aboriginals gang bang you
I.e cattle prod may be used

I let some friends australian cattle fuck me.

by Baron von dickenballs April 8, 2016

Fuck me yesssss

What your mom screams at night time.

Yessssss fuck me yessssss harder HARDER

by Pussy eater 0 February 19, 2019

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019