Don't Flatter Yourself

The only sane response to thots that are too used to being the center of attention everywhere they go.

"Oh wow, what a total loser. I clearly deserve the awe and attention of someone who isn't a 5."

"Oh Don't Flatter Yourself, like you're any higher than a 5 yourself!"

by BS Allergy February 2, 2026

Mortadelizate/Mortadelo-ize yourself

Endure/invite someone to use a photo-editing app to give themselves the signature features of the Mortadelo and Filemon characters (Mission Implausible/Contra Jimmy el Cachondo ones).

(The word was used for a official promotional material for the 2014 Spanish movie: Mortadelo and Filemon: Mission Implausible)

"Hey, bud! How about you Mortadelizate/Mortadelo-ize yourself?"

by Jakublishing March 7, 2026

go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.

go sound yourself with a cactus.

by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025

Stop Explaining Yourself Interpersonally While Communicating To Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

Stop Explaining Yourself Interpersonally While Communicating To Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

Stop Explaining Yourself Interpersonally While Communicating To Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Gangplank Q Yourself

Usually used in League of Legends

Used to tell people to kill themselves with a firearm

Player 1: dude you're so ass, stop inting
Player 2: Gangplank Q Yourself
Player 1: Keep Yourself Safe

by Cuni2 July 14, 2025

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Go fuck yourself

YEAH HONEY! WOO! That's the spirit!

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025