Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018

toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toilet PB&J

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

Tippy Toe toilet

A toilet that is so high when you sit on it only the tips of your toes can touch the floor.

In the handicap stall they typically have tippy toe toilets.

by slamher November 16, 2017

Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Egyptian toilet swirl

When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating

He made me moan like a Egyptian genie while giving me the Egyptian toilet swirl

by Dirty cocker6969 December 3, 2014