do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.
"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."
by D. Gould February 23, 2006
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do-ped

a mo-ped (low-powered motorized scooter) being driven by one who is high or "stoned"
guy 1: dude i was at the store the other day and i saw a do-ped go by!!

guy 2: that's sick man,i wanna do that
by preydonttalk January 20, 2011
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Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.
When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"
by REL74 February 12, 2010
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boobie do

A belly that sticks our further than your boobies do. Female equivalent to dickie do.
Look at the boobie do on that chick.
by Gerry August 04, 2004
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Do it yourself

A phrase used when someone asks you to help with something and you don't want to.
Guy: Hey can you help me fix my mailbox?
You: The fuck? No. Do it yourself.
by HMEPLTE August 30, 2015
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MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.
Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
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'splainin' to do

A direct allusion to the 1950's American sitcom, I LOVE LUCY. In the show, the American protagonist (Lucille Ball) has a husband (Desi Arnaz) who is Cuban-born, and who occasionally makes some unintentionally humorous gaffes with English. One of these is his curious pronunciation of the word "explaining", which he always pronounces "'splainin'".
A frequent theme on the show was his discovering an entangled deception of his wife's, whereupon he'd intone sternly to her: "Lucy, I think you've got some 'splainin' to do."

Today people use the phrase both as a fond allusion to a cherished TV show, but as a way to imply that another person is at fault with something and needs to come clean.
Example 1. When the rock group successfully showed that their record company had not promoted their poorly-selling album sufficiently, the suits at the company had some serious 'spainin' to do.

Example 2. My Rolex, my computer and my car are all gone... and you've got a bad heroin problem? I'd say you have some 'splainin' to do!
by david lincoln brooks July 12, 2008
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