Siri syndrome

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

by Skysiin June 24, 2018

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 12, 2012

stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.

"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."

by billyraayn August 29, 2016

Friday Syndrome

When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.

Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.

Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun

Kylie: We so excited.

Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.

by S monayyyyy!! April 12, 2011

Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology

Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020

Aasgier's Syndrome

An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings

Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.

Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."

by d(n_n)b June 9, 2013

TTK Syndrome

Better known as "Teen to Kid Syndrome". This is a mainstream trend of teenagers that find things related to their early childhood are very trendy. Examples of such things that went back in style lately are unicorns, Sesame Street, monsters, Silly Bandz, etc.

How come every teen except me has TTK Syndrome these days? I don't understand it.

by What the heck is this world? May 14, 2011