by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

by wiwit October 23, 2019

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... š® šØ Good times š But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

girl: omg guess what! itās november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022

It's Not 73 jump street.
A Biblical testimony of fraternityāfeaturing two brothersā fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
A Biblical testimony of fraternityāfeaturing two brothersā fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ābout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. Iām not gonna take a dump the entire time weāre here
Doug: Hey, listen! Thereās a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: Thatās my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: Thatās my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ābout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. Iām not gonna take a dump the entire time weāre here
Doug: Hey, listen! Thereās a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: Thatās my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: Thatās my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019

When youāre having sex with a girl while sheās on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: āBro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?ā
Bro: āshocking.ā
Bro: āshocking.ā
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
