farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

by daads1234 May 3, 2018

Internet Hungry

When you are playing a game but then go to Discord or youtube and literally forget about the game you're playing

I am internet hungry bored from the game

by urbanils September 23, 2018

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth

"I can't play with this corona internet"

by _Olter April 4, 2020

Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

superfluous internetting

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment

Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

by Tedsville May 2, 2010

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020

Internet Explorer

Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.

1.) Well, I'll just get a cup of tea while Internet Explorer downloads Firefox.

by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018