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Gender Blasting

Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.
The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”

Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.

Gender blasting
by MYTHBOY July 7, 2019
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
by lump420 July 13, 2019
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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.
Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.
by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019
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Click Clack Blast

Click Clack Blast is an action performed by a famous League of Legends player by the name of Eki.

It's a tree step action were he calculates, grasps and executes an action to totally obliterate an enemy from the face of summoners rift.

Riot has tried get in reach with the player but they got blasted to.
being defined Eki blasted yasuoforwin beyond all eternity
Click clack blast can be defined as a religion.
"I'm a true blasterian
by Zarkax December 3, 2019
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Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
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