chocolate milk

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store

"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"

by the dude 420 May 18, 2006

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

by B477y March 29, 2019

Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

by Sad fat dragon with no friends October 10, 2017

Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

by damoroso December 20, 2010

Warm milk

When you come in a mug for many years and then put it in a microwave for your milf and have her dip her oreos in it.

Hey mom want some warm milk with your oreos

by Ur mum chumly April 3, 2019