the futty

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.

Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!

by justlava February 17, 2018

the fingers to nose bridge technique

when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.

the fingers to nose bridge technique.

he uses the fingers to nose bridge technique do to stress.

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 25, 2019

the future

used to describe something that's generally regarded as cool, fun or having good value.

Dude almonds are the future

by penice21 March 26, 2019

The flagus

The flagus is a sex move were it means the man has to meditate which will then lead to man sneezing, if he sneezes 10 times or more then he has done the flagus correctly, after he sneezes then he'll have to then start farting into the woman's mouth, this is full flagus

I had finally corrected the flagus and my woman left me for it, of course I had to drug her because she wouldn't let me do it otherwise

by Fishyyy! August 25, 2019

the farm mums gc

the best gc on twitter. everyone in it is simply the best. they believe in daisy the kitten supremacy

“Hey the farm mums gc is the best group chat ever!”

by gerito_power November 8, 2020

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

The Fog Man

On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money

They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin

by Ram ranch AA meeting January 22, 2021