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Bashful Turtle
When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.
"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
Bashful Turtle by emmdeejay April 23, 2010
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Dorm Turtle
A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
Dorm Turtle by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
Vertical Turtle
Vertical Turtle by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011
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Cosmic Turtle
A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
Cosmic Turtle by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015