Starfishing

Being sexually assaulted by Chris Hardwick

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.

by cdf12345 June 17, 2018

Starfucker

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfatt

Starfatt is often someone slept on. They are highly intelligent & the most underrated.

You see that person being the most talented yet getting no credit that’s a Starfatt.

by Lifewithfat May 27, 2019

Starfucker

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019

Starfishing

starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit

We were just starfishing while cuddling.

by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019

Starfriend

An absolute legend of epic proportions who isn’t within reach but is omnipresent and influencing opinions and decisions. Never let a Starfriend down because they will supernova your ass.

dude, I feel like hugging the sky and kissing the moon, my starfriend must need a chat.x

by Aquarian84 September 1, 2019

Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.

Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.

by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019