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NICK IS A SPOON
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.
by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food
by Torro57 May 6, 2016
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives
Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!
by wxgharvard November 1, 2021
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