can't sleep huh?

So... You can't sleep huh?

Me neither, I wrote this at 4:49 am

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So... Can't sleep huh?

by Scroll down July 23, 2021

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pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.

B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2

by kooni June 06, 2007

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sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.

It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.

by Beanstalker November 08, 2009

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sleepy sleep surprise

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.

person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

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