scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

The act of a man having sex with a woman of loose morals (see slut) immediately after she's had intercourse with another man.

Your mum coming home to your father and giving him sloppy seconds after she's been out with her lover.

by SpudlyMcGudly August 21, 2009

Second amendment

The start and end of the Republican constitution.

Far too many people: IT SEZ RAGHT THER IN BLACK N' WHITE, RITE TO BEAR GUNS!

by Funker_joe January 17, 2005

second hand satisfaction

Getting satisfied by looking at something/somebody do something.

Namjoon got second hand satisfaction from reading a gay scene in a book
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by 0:00/4:38 May 21, 2018

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.

Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

by Ron12777 January 18, 2021

Second Wind

Previous to the act of masturbation and the primary finish, it is when the penis exerts tiny amounts semen from the penis after a first clean-up has already been made. Usually resulting in minor to major inconvenience for the individual who participated in masturbating.

Paul just finished all over himself after masturbating and cleaned up. He sat down and a few minutes went by when he looked down his pants to find there was some left over semen coming from the tip of his penis. He then ran to the bathroom to go and clean up his second wind.

by The Crawling King Snake January 3, 2014

Sentinel Secondary

A place for asians and persians to gather and meet. However they never cross paths, when an asian and a persian cross paths a major fight breaks out, the persians get planes and bomb the shit out of them, while the asians go to the persians homes and kill all the girls.

What each of them don't know isd their doing them a favour, killing asians is population control and killing the girls is making more boys to do the hard work.

White guy 1: Dude did you here that Chong Wing Wang bumped into Ahmed Mahamud at Sentinel Secondary?

White guy 2: Yeah! I here alcaida is already loading the missiles.

by iliketopwnnoobs October 1, 2009