younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Guy: So what do you think about us having a threesome?
Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.
It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.
Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.
It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.
by Darling Eve August 19, 2008

by kiidynamite_like_skadoosh December 2, 2009

This is a perfect pickup line for a stoner because it straight up cuts to the subject without wasting time.This pick up can also be used when two girls are making out and always increses the chances of seeing some pussay.This was widely used in the persian jersey shore in south padre.
Pauly:"Yo where are Toney and Sandy Cheecks?"
Armani:"They went to tell this girl to show some pussay!! real quick"
Armani:"They went to tell this girl to show some pussay!! real quick"
by Nik Armi May 3, 2010

A show that consists of eminem continuing to make himself look worse by pissing off a bunch of soccer moms that have nothing better to do that complain that their son/daughter is smarter than they will ever be
by *********** March 29, 2003

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail
She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.
by MrDogAndPony March 3, 2014
