When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
Get the red alertmug. When people don't talk to you any more the way they used to, or no one wants to hang out with you. You're like an outcast.
"People act a different way with me
I feel don't nobody wanna play with me
And that's ill cause they treat me like a stain on their clothes
The industry are my foes
They treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose
They put me down
And treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose" - Tech N9ne
I feel don't nobody wanna play with me
And that's ill cause they treat me like a stain on their clothes
The industry are my foes
They treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose
They put me down
And treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose" - Tech N9ne
by yeeeeebaby June 3, 2009
Get the red nosemug. The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.
by Pakidz December 8, 2006
Get the red neckmug. Following anal sex the cock is removed only to discover the intestinal lining remaining on the shaft of the penis. This anal lining is referred to as the red sock. There are depictions of ritualistic red sock parties on fragments of Hellenistic Greek vases, and it was also popular among pagan cultures in the 8th Century AD. Outlawed in 1324 by Baron von Shisenpipe it has subsequently gone underground, often enjoyed in backstreet massage parlours.
by Phelch May 13, 2004
Get the Red Sockmug. The REAL Indian. The other kind is a Native American, see Woo Woo. Derives from the dot (a bindi) that adorns a married Indian's head. Is not to be confused with a Towel Head.
1) Foxxy: There are a hundred dead Indians are buried by our house come to haunt us.
Clara: By Indian you mean Woo Woo or Red Dot?
2) Anish: Boobily Boop, I am Anoop Poopidy Doop!
Megan: Wow, you really are a Red Dot...
Clara: By Indian you mean Woo Woo or Red Dot?
2) Anish: Boobily Boop, I am Anoop Poopidy Doop!
Megan: Wow, you really are a Red Dot...
by DoodooMan January 6, 2009
Get the Red Dotmug. by earwig August 21, 2008
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Get the Red Frostymug.