patch the fence

Another term for throwing up

I need to go patch the fence EVERYWHERE!!!

by patches o hullihan August 31, 2010

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

Pitchapalooza

An event where a group of aspiring writers pitch their ideas to a group of experts, who then pick apart their ideas, much like on American Idol. Often there is a winner declared and it is usually held in a bookstore.

I think I'm going to share my idea for a kosher maternity cookbook at the Pitchapalooza this weekend.

by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair November 4, 2010

Patchwork madras

Patchwork madras is fabric that is made from 100% cotton, and is sewn into patchworks.The fabric is madras (cotton plaid) fabric, and the end product is known as patchwork madras.

Patchwork madras by Atlantis Fabrics is ideal for summer shorts.

by Patchwork madras April 5, 2011

pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.

Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.

by mous3 September 26, 2011

Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.

Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!

by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011