comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017

Poker puppy

Good girl

Want to be my poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

puppy sweep

When you hook up with someone much younger than you for the plot.

Hey, did you hear about Kim’s puppy sweep last weekend?

by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 26, 2013

Swamp puppy

An alligator

"That swamp puppy is coming in hot!"
-Some dude on Instagram

by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023

chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast

my dog is a major chest puppie

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021